a long life

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2006 16:24:45

A tough old cowboy counselled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grand children, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Thursday, 21-Dec-2006 10:19:03

lol! i've seen that before but it is still good.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 21-Dec-2006 17:33:45

<lol> great.

Bob

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 21-Dec-2006 18:04:26

hahahahaha, great!

Post 5 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Thursday, 21-Dec-2006 18:38:09

ehheheheheheheheh, becky? lmao!